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Intro
00:36
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Feminist & Perverts alike...this one is for you!
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Clitter
00:51
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Interlude One
00:17
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Check it out now...a shout out to Lauren Lesko and her piece THIRST.
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Scoot Scoot Scoot
02:01
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Is this your first time? Ok. Just lie down. Put your feet right here. Mr sockie. Ok. Ok. So I imagine you have no idea what to expect. Scoot down. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Come on scoot. Scoot down. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Ok. Scoot down. Let me guess you want to start on birth control? No, I just want to be...
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Interlude Two
00:16
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Let's get deeper inside...you judge if it is scary or not. Meet Squawk and Bip.
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Beast Infection
00:58
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Interlude Three
00:24
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G-Spotty
02:30
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Let's find the G-Spot. Does the G-Spot exist? They say it is at the back of the vagina. No. Front. Let's find the G-Spot. Two inches in, up, but below the bladder. I don't even need to know what the G-Spot is. Let's find your G-Spot. In, up, b-b-below the what? Does the G-Spot exist? Let's find your G-spot. Up and over and out. You might as well put on a little red riding hood and go looking for it! Plenty of women swear it's there. Let's find the G-Spot. Does the G-Spot exist? Every woman wants to know.
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Vagina Dentata
01:28
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There's something inside of me. There's something inside of me that is lethal. Vagina Dentata...It's latin for teeth.
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Interlude Four
00:24
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This is Lady Norn, head scientist of the Vadge of Honour Laboratories. You see, the ladies of Vadge of Honour Laboratories feel the desires of the vagina is not getting adequately served by sound art.
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Eye 'n Pussy
00:44
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My eye squeaks. Can you tell the difference between my eye and my pussy?
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Interlude Five
00:13
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And now from deep within the research of the Vadge of Honour laboratories comes: The Real Vagina Monologues.
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Are some stories better never told? A rumble in a dark velvet room. A girl touched herself, said, "Hmmm." Touched herself again and said, "Hmmm." Touched herself again and said "Hmmm" again and then pressed record.
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Outro
00:27
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We'll all the good things must come to an end. Let me give a shout out to the ladies of Vadge of Honour contact laboratories for their delightful sounds and imaginations. Don't you worry. This is volume one after all and we will be seeing you again.
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