Vadge of Honour

by Lady Norn

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Listen to the inside sounds and inside voices of one lady's vagina. Bust open the sex noise stereotypes of what a hot & bothered & sexy woman sounds like. Experimental body based sound.

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released 02 February 2012
Jess MG & Contact Microphone & Nether Regions

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Track Name: Intro
Feminist & Perverts alike...this one is for you!
Track Name: Interlude One
Check it out now...a shout out to Lauren Lesko and her piece THIRST.
Track Name: Scoot Scoot Scoot
Is this your first time? Ok. Just lie down. Put your feet right here. Mr sockie. Ok. Ok. So I imagine you have no idea what to expect. Scoot down. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Come on scoot. Scoot down. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Ok. Scoot down. Let me guess you want to start on birth control? No, I just want to be...
Track Name: Interlude Two
Let's get deeper inside...you judge if it is scary or not. Meet Squawk and Bip.
Track Name: G-Spotty
Let's find the G-Spot. Does the G-Spot exist? They say it is at the back of the vagina. No. Front. Let's find the G-Spot. Two inches in, up, but below the bladder. I don't even need to know what the G-Spot is. Let's find your G-Spot. In, up, b-b-below the what? Does the G-Spot exist? Let's find your G-spot. Up and over and out. You might as well put on a little red riding hood and go looking for it! Plenty of women swear it's there. Let's find the G-Spot. Does the G-Spot exist? Every woman wants to know.
Track Name: Vagina Dentata
There's something inside of me. There's something inside of me that is lethal. Vagina Dentata...It's latin for teeth.
Track Name: Interlude Four
This is Lady Norn, head scientist of the Vadge of Honour Laboratories. You see, the ladies of Vadge of Honour Laboratories feel the desires of the vagina is not getting adequately served by sound art.
Track Name: Eye 'n Pussy
My eye squeaks. Can you tell the difference between my eye and my pussy?
Track Name: Interlude Five
And now from deep within the research of the Vadge of Honour laboratories comes: The Real Vagina Monologues.
Track Name: The Real Vagina Monologue
Are some stories better never told? A rumble in a dark velvet room. A girl touched herself, said, "Hmmm." Touched herself again and said, "Hmmm." Touched herself again and said "Hmmm" again and then pressed record.
Track Name: Outro
We'll all the good things must come to an end. Let me give a shout out to the ladies of Vadge of Honour contact laboratories for their delightful sounds and imaginations. Don't you worry. This is volume one after all and we will be seeing you again.